Oven-Ready Goat, With Sauce

Since the People's Haystack stated, on entering into his manifest destiny, that he had a "clear plan" for social care, few will be surprised that the People's Haystack in fact has no plan at all. Those plans which do exist in forms other than opportunistic burble, such as the expulsion of yet more migrant hordes and all the black Britons he can get away with, are unlikely to be very effective at repairing the decade of gleeful vandalism which the Bullingdon Club and their little orange fags have wreaked upon the social care system. Indeed, mere local authorities have taken it upon themselves to warn that continually removing cash from a thingy will tend to make for a situation whereby that thingy may eventually run short of cash, although how far these fiscal subtleties are comprehended at Westminster remains as yet unclear. Nevertheless, a rare attack of planning has caused the People's Haystack and his Minister for Profitable Healthcare to invite parliamentary expenses claimants to submit their own suggestions, thereby ensuring the availability of somewhere to deflect the blame for whatever fiasco ensues.