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Snowflakes and bleeding hearts in the USA's two biggest teachers' unions are campaigning against the great American pedagogical tradition of show-and-tell, specifically as it relates to unauthorised gun attacks. Rather than merely informing children what to do and showing them where they should hide in the event of an NRA-sponsored emergency, schools are staging simulated attacks, complete with pellet guns, pretend corpses and fake blood, so that the student bodies can get properly into the spirit. These delightful jests are being inflicted on primary and even nursery schoolers (or, to non-native English speakers, grade-school and kindergarten receptivity personnel); but there seems to be some question as to how many of the beneficiaries will grow up into healthy and harmless supporters of the Second Amendment. Fortunately, the events are managed by private companies in what is now an extremely profitable industry; which will no doubt be more than enough to keep alive the necessary debate over what should be done instead of gun control.