Sensible Moderation at the Temperate Centre

That sensible moderate, Justin Trudeau, is very sensibly urging the moderate, sensible virtues of sensible moderation upon those indigenous extremists who, as in days of yore, are interfering with progress on the railroads. So moderate and sensible is the Canadian prime minister that he has even taken the time-honoured North American approach of refusing to negotiate with the savages until they capitulate to his every demand, while blaming them for what, in less rugged and more refined cultures, would routinely be blamed on immigrants and sending in the Mounties to chastise the restless natives. Very sensibly too, he has chosen as his cause the moderate interests of those fossil fuel merchants who are doing so much for temperate values all across the world.