Burdens of Leadership

The Trumpster's Minister for Gook-Splattering has registered a certain annoyance with the beastly Euro-wogs for greeting the assassination of Qassem Suleimani with insufficient enthusiasm. Regional partners such as the head-chopping House of Saud and the Trumpster's fellow wall-builders in the Righteous State have apparently paid due homage; but the response from France and Germany has been lacking in zeal. Despite his diplomatic acuity and personal refinement, the Trumpster's Minister for Gook-Splattering naturally has little time or inclination to distinguish between minor nationalities, which presumably accounts for his carelessness in referring to Her Majesty's Government as European. A less relaxed government might well construe such ignorance as deriving from the wrong kind of racism; no doubt the People's Haystack will hasten to forgive the faux pas as soon as the demands of being on holiday permit him.