Real People Forced into Migrant Swarms

Will the perfidy never end? Not content with having kept the mighty British entrepreneur grovelling beneath the yoke of free movement, nor with having exploited the bedrock decency of ordinary British people with umptillion waves of immigrants, the Euro-wogs are now apparently conspiring to deprive our newly-independent nation of its wealth creators. Hapless Conservative Party donors are being suckered into foreignness thanks to a greasy scheme by the quasi-Middle-Eastern island of Cyprus, whereby investors can purchase citizenship by owning property worth £1.7 million or more. This of course means that British wealth creators will continue to groan beneath the lash of Brusso-Strasbourgian beastliness, even as the ordinary British yeoman is empurpled amid the sunlit uplands of liberty. Fortunately, applicants are not obliged to soil themselves by setting toot on the island, whose dubious moral character should be amply apparent from the fact that its largest ethnic minority helped to spawn Boris Johnson, and its majority the Duke of Edinburgh.