Nice Weather For It

According to the mere experts at the Met Office, next year is likely to be one of the hottest since records began, demonstrating once more the indubitable fact that the risk of global catastrophe is not the British liberal media's idea of front-page news. As one would expect after the signing of the Paris agreement in 2015, annual carbon emissions have risen by a further four per cent. Fortunately, what with the British voter having plumped for the rah-rah of deregulation and shale-fracking over the misery of industrial reconfiguration and all those bloody trees, things are certain to continue getting balmier.