Developing Darkie Deservingness

Barely has the Imperial Haystack's planned Rah-Rah Decade begun, and already various do-gooding malcontents are voicing their treacherous qualms. The Haystack has long believed that the Government's ministry for international aid should be a good deal less focused on spaffing aid up the internationals, and wants to shake things up a bit by feeding the Department of International Aid to the Ministry for Wogs, Frogs and Huns. This would free the DfID from its unprofitable focus on health, sanitation and teaching piccaninny fillies ideas above their station; which would in turn enable the aid budget to be targeted at selling land mines and mercenaries. Mere experts have warned that turning Whitehall upside-down amidst a flurry of summits on the climate crisis might not make for the best use of the Government's time and personnel; fortunately, the Government does not care about the climate crisis. Anyway, a Conservative member of the international development committee says that Boris has wanted to do it for a long time, so that settles that.