Our Noble Legacy

British values are again under attack in sunny Libya, where the Imperial Haystack recently proclaimed new opportunities for business once the corpses had been cleared away. Although the corpses to which he referred were the leavings of Islamic State terrorists rather than the wog-bombing moderates of the late Head Boy's coalition, the remark was considered somewhat tasteless even for Tumbledown Tessie's Minister of Wogs, Frogs and Huns. With typical foreign arrogance, the beastly Euro-wogs are now implying that the plague of migrancy which unexpectedly resulted from the liberation (since when do people run away from war?) is being dealt with according to the wrong business model. Since the model in question is British enough to involve the detention of human cockroaches in a hostile environment, it is only to be expected that the beastly Euro-wogs have severely redacted the report which calls for a re-think of present policy. The relaxed British attitude of Libyan officials towards the tiresome red tape of due process and financial accountability must have infuriated the Nazi commissars of Brusso-Strasbourg, even as Britain's leading liberal newspaper completely omits mention of our great nation's formative role in the new culture of buccaneering entrepreneurialism.