Collective Security

Since the ascendancy of the Trumpster means we can no longer rely upon our NATO allies, and since our inherent buccaneering pluck and gumption presumably means we shouldn't need to, a military think-tank has concluded that perhaps we ought to shrug off Princess Diana's legacy and go back to the good old cluster bomb. A report by the Royal United Services Institute has determined that, should the Recrudescent Imperium decide to go it alone against the might of the Russian Bear, the British artillery would be comprehensively out-phallused. Fortunately, Her Majesty's Government should find it reasonably easy to reconsider its obligations under the Convention on Cluster Munitions as a war in eastern Europe would cause casualties mainly among plumbers and other potential migrants.