Could We Have Some Cages With That Chlorinated Chicken?

Those plucky little chaps at the Home Office, who can be terrified into squealing hysteria at the thought of a few dozen refugees struggling across the Channel, have been granted a further opportunity to display their fortitude. The number of significant children stuck in northern Syria is larger than initially thought and may be in excess of sixty, many of whom have not even had the gumption to become orphaned. Indeed, the majority of the children are with their mothers, which means that the problem is unlikely to go away even if Her Majesty's Government persists with the compliant Sajid Javid's policy of removing citizenship from the parents and waiting for the offspring to die.