The Nation's Vigour Preserved

Even now that Britain has finally and apocalyptically taken back control from the effete establishment élite, it seems the cult of Muscular Christianity remains not altogether dead. At least three thousand claims of asylum on grounds of persecution over sexual orientation or transgender status have been refused by the Ministry for Wog Control in the past three years; in one reported case, a man's claim was rejected because the tribunal judge didn't think he looked poncey enough. Most of the bogus claims (in Standard English, claims) originate in Pakistan, Bangladesh and Nigeria, where the legacy of the first British Empire has ensured a continuing attitude of manly robustness. Britons who take pride in the legacy of Oscar Wilde and Alan Turing will be aglow with patriotic health and beauty.