Girly Cops

Although it's perfectly fine for nice people to break the law, there still remains the problem of how to maintain order among the plebs should a similar policy be adopted by people less intelligent, public-spirited and responsible than Boris Johnson. With the approach of the Conservative Party's annual rah-and-blah, it is natural that new toys for the police should be a somewhat higher priority than (to pick a random example) replacing a few of the backroom staff who were booted out in the name of the Osbornomic miracle. The Government intends to spend ten million arming officers with stun guns, which among other advantages tend to be used disproportionately on the kind of people Boris Johnson likes to snigger at. Trendy lefty police chiefs have objected, and are therefore almost certainly traitors, Remainers and enemies of the people who believe in abiding by court rulings.