For the Record

A Rather Privileged Extract

Jellyfish, 339
Jews, DC's tolerance for and love of 386; Labour Party's enduring hatred of 390-392, 706-718 passim
Jism, Danny Alexander and 427-429; Vince Cable and 427; Nick Clegg and 427-431 passim
Jobs, 221; for the boys 1-700 passim; for the plebs, lost 239
Jobs, Steve, DC's admiration of 119
Johnson, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel, friend of DC 227; ancestry of 225; Bullingdon Club 224-229; George Osborne and, 228; borrows money from DC 225, 227; flushes DC's head in toilet 225; trashes restaurant with DC 226; copies DC's essays 227; on plebs 226, 421; on poor people 226; on Have I Got News For You 379; on Europe 301; on danger from Europe 302; on Nazism 302; on Stalinism 302; on conservatism 302; on television 303; on holiday 303-479 passim; and Dominic Cummings 302; and Darius Guppy 302; as Mayor of London 357-359; contrasted with Muslim successor 360; and cable cars 358; and Routemaster 358; and garden bridge 358; and Tube strikes 358; how DC would have handled things 359-365; hair 227, 352, 679; liberalism of 539; anarchism of 540; conservatism of 541; fascism of 543; personal failings of 544-551; DC's moral advice to 544-547; DC's spiritual advice to 546-549, 653-723 passim; DC's sexual advice to 725 (footnote)
Joker, the (plebeian film character), DC's moral advice to 548; fictitiousness of, DC's discovery of 557
Jowell, Tessa, London Olympics and 624; DC's admiration for financial arrangements of 624; death of 625
Jungle bunnies, DC's tolerance for and love of 387; importance of control 387; Theresa May and 388; Windrush generation 389