Technological Solutions

British values are being energetically promoted in Myanmar which, being a former region of the Raj, obviously learned them from the best. The army is taking an encouragingly no-nonsense approach to solving the country's Muslim population, including some doubtless firm but fair measures two years ago in which some tens of thousands were permanently prevented from dressing as letter-boxes and setting up no-go areas. A further seven hundred thousand were inconsiderate enough to become refugees, but they only got as far as Bangladesh so the borders and jobs of Albion remained inviolate. At least one enterprising British business has been aiding the crusade for law and order by selling GPS products to the Myanmar military; and although all British products sold to assertive régimes are marked for democratic use only, foreigners tend by their very nature to be a little weak in the face of temptation. As one would expect, the bureaucratic meddlers of the United Nations human rights council have been blundering around finding, of all things, facts, and have inevitably taken their usual business-unfriendly attitude.