Britannia's Bouncer

True Britons and non-traitors everywhere will grieve at the departure from the Ministry for Wog Control of a prominent accomplice in Tumbledown Tessie's hostile environment policy. The director of the Passport Office and UK Visas and Immigration is making himself scarce in order to spend more time with his directorships. Both of his departments have been persecuted for their dedication to making Britain great again, and the visa office has even been criticised over its outsourcing to Dubai, which has brought a nine-fold increase in profits from the insidious activities of visa-seeking foreigners. The hired thug's departure is so deeply felt at the Ministry that it may well serve one day as another excuse for the state of the Government's Brexit planning.