Our Meritocracy

See how our greatest offices are meant
For racists white, posh and incompetent.

True Britons, the exalted to the basest,
Like their posh whites incompetent and racist.

For who can beat, in merit or in might,
Racist incompetents when posh and white?

Now who's in charge? Well, who'd have thought? Oh gosh!
A racist - white, incompetent and posh!

Sir Winston Boris Spencer de Pfeffel Churchill