Not Playing the Game

With its notorious sexism and traditional connection with socially inept males pursuing fictitious if spectacular goals, the gamer trade would seem a ripe environment for the flowering of Conservative Party talent. However, thanks to a fiendish plot by the perfidious French, the famously happy relationship between technology and Her Majesty's Government may be about to enter a phase even more sublime than those which have gone before. The losers of Dunkirk are attempting to take unfair advantage of Britain's forthcoming independence by offering British developers the same perks and conditions as other developers in Europe. In order to take advantage of this Pétain-style punishment beating, the developers will of course need to relocate, and it remains as yet unclear how many will choose to traitorise themselves rather than using their manly talents to harvest data on potential deportees or calculate the next decade's Marmite sales to Japan.