More Migrant Numbers Down

Another eighty jobs have been saved in the Mediterranean, despite the inconsiderate efforts of some fishermen who rescued four potential health tourists from their economy-subverting submersible. Despite Libya's democratisation some years ago by Britain's late Head Boy and a few of his chums, people still persist in trying to leave the country, while many others are allowing themselves to be trafficked in spite of the wide range of career opportunities which Western intervention strewn about the area. After all, if battalions of British journalists can make a reasonable living from loudly thanking God and the Special Relationship that Gaddafi is gone, just imagine what might be achieved in that line by an authentic native. Alas, it appears that the entrepreneurial gumption is as lacking as ever.