The Curmudgeon

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Monday, July 01, 2019

Attack of the Sex Wogs

Official guidelines at the Ministry for Wog Control have been updated in line with Her Majesty's Government's intense moral concern about the scourge of human trafficking. The concern appears largely rooted in the traditional Conservative fear that dark and devious foreign women may be exploiting staunch yet vulnerable British males, draining them of their substance and using it to gain power and prestige among the watermelon smiles of well-hung home-grown piccaninnies. With its usual plucky defiance of mere facts, the ministry has instructed its minions to be wary of Nigerian women claiming to be victims of slavery or trafficking, since those who return from Europe "are often held in high regard because they have improved income prospects." Doubtless the deportation of such designing females is purely the result of British chivalry; among the Conservative Party's upper echelons, it probably counts as kindness to animals. Certainly they deserve a good deal worse for their calculating exploitation of our sterling British spunk.

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