The Invaders

Rah rah for the Normandy beaches
Where Winston's best win was begun!
A history lesson that teaches,
As always, that victory's fun.

Rah rah for a vigorous session
Of helping the Jews and the Frogs,
While giving poor Adolf a lesson
In dealing with uppity wogs!

Rah rah for those Yankees and Tommies
Who died for what's good and what's right,
And boo to those nasty old Commies
Who hardly got into the fight!

Rah rah for high values defended,
Though with the occasional lapse -
As when the Alliance was ended
By nuking surrendering Japs.

Rah rah for the glamorous moping
And scenes of restrained British fuss,
And we statesmen solemnly hoping
The glamour might rub off on us.

Rah rah for those hard British workers
Who killed for our slice of the pie:
At peace while we show we're no shirkers
At helping their grandchildren die.

Quinsey Jingo