Somewhat Deflated

One of the Trumpster's near-handfuls of British supporters has been arrested for perforating a replica of the world's most powerful tangerine-coloured plastic bag of stale air. Naturally, being an upholder of genuine transatlantic values, she stabbed it in the back, and she was subsequently removed from the scene by police officers who were probably relieved to find themselves confronted by an actual sharp object instead of another volley of milkshakes. Although the lady has protested with the wogs-out yellowjackets and other champions of liberty, it remains as yet unclear whether she was among the literal dozens who lined the streets in favour of the Trumpster's previous, non-state visit to the site of the great NHS car-boot sale; or even whether she was one of the comparatively numerous who attended his inauguration. The police initially arrested her for possession of a bladed article; but being a Trumpster supporter and therefore presumably Caucasian, she will not be charged for that offence. At the time of writing, there is no official indication as to whether Theresa May has an alibi.