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Saturday, June 22, 2019

After All, He's Just A Man

O rah rah for Bozza! He's silly,
And prone both to shally and shilly,
Yet he can restore
Our greatness of yore
By waving his Bullingdon willy!

He'll bring the right chaps to the fore;
His values are true to the core.
His path has been hilly;
Now see how the frilly
Pink bums of the vanquished are sore!

This shocks us extraordina-rilly,
And turns British backbones all chilly:
Some Communist bore
Called cops to his door
For having a fight with his filly!

Sir William Wynette de Pfeffel Shakespeare

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