Look, Deportees, Upon His Uncomplaining Martyrdom

I am sure we are all deeply shocked and appalled to find that the compliant Sajid Javid, of all people, is disliked because of his colour; especially when there are so many worthier reasons to dislike him. The forthright non-compensator of the Windrush persecuted and valiant remover of citizenship from terrorist-groomed child-brides claims to have been abused both by those his party slanders and those to whom it panders: the former for not being brown enough and the latter for being too brown. Of course the compliant Sajid Javid, like all acceptable coloureds, is moderately brown, as he has proved by his courageous continuation of his predecessors' hostile environment under barely divergent rhetoric. Token wog or not, it is certainly disturbingly un-British for the holder of one of the realm's great offices of state to reap what his party has sown.