Lest We Remember Incorrectly

In a superb act of Britishness, the most openly racist government since the Second World War has decided to build a rah-rah centre for What Britain Did in the Holocaust. With characteristic sureness of touch, the Tumbledown Tessie administration has chosen a site which will destroy green space and trees, thereby providing a potent symbol for the relative importance to the British intellect of the Anthropocene extinction event and the matter of who won the war. As if the approval of the wog-bombing Reverend Blair were not enough, the hypocrisy of the venture will be delightfully rubbed in with a posthumous award to Joan Stiebel, who brought a thousand non-bogus Jewish orphans to an Albion which presumably was not quite so full up as it seems to be these days.