European Enigma

Although we've made prole-pulses quicken
With promise of chlorine-washed chicken,
Despite all our fracking
And solar non-backing
The Green Party gave us a kicking!

Oh what can have happened? Dear me!
Our logo includes a big tree!
We get on so well
With BP and Shell!
Oh, dash it all - how can this be?

Although Michael Gove's full of beans
And farting out ripe, fragrant paeans
To Michael Gove's skill
And Michael Gove's will -
We've gone and lost out to the Greens!

Tweedie Gammon