Choose Your Battles

Pluck, gumption and British fair play are once more making themselves felt at the compliant Sajid Javid's Ministry for Wog Control, which has now sufficiently recovered from decades of multicultural mismanagement to start defending the realm against the comatose. An Indian woman whose symptoms of Crohn's disease were doubtless improved no end by her correspondence with the Ministry's minions fell into a vegetative state after a major operation, and thus the legions of Javid were emboldened to order her out of the country. Her fiancé appealed on her behalf, providing medical evidence that travel, even if undertaken with the supervision of the Home Office's very own hired thugs, might put her life at risk; the Ministry's minions advised that this did not entitle her to remain, and that in any case she could receive "palliative care" once she was back where she belonged. The migrant in question has a history of campaigning to support immigrants and those with chronic illnesses, which may help to explain the Ministry's thoroughly British prudence in kicking her while she's down.