Worth Every Penny

O rah for the uplands all sunny
And flowing with Marmite and honey!
We're on our way there,
And no-one need care
About all this silly old money!

We've hired us a few little men
To help on the journey; but then,
Let's give them the sack
Till autumn is back,
And then we can hire them again!

The future won't deign to recall
These millions gone up the wall:
With light British laugh
Let's spray, splurge and spaff:
It's taxpayers' cash, after all!

Sir Sterling Standfast