The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Secret of Our Success

One of the key factors in successfully maintaining a benignant Empire is constructive co-operation with the subject races; and the Ministry for Wog Control has made considerable progress in ensuring that fairness and decency remain as rampant as ever in the Recrudescent Imperium's treatment of juvenile threats to our national identity. Those cunningly undersized asylum seekers who manage to sneak through the Government's prophylactic network may be permitted for a brief while to carry out their racial subversions; but as soon as they reach the age of majority their status reverts automatically to the asylum seeker default of bogus. The moment this occurs, they are rounded up and deported to sunnier climes such as Iraq, Somalia, Afghanistan and the Democratic Republic of Congo so that whatever pluck and gumption they have picked up from the master race can be put to a stimulating test. Since local authorities in those countries tend to employ a more liberal definition of Britishness than the British Home Office, the ex-juveniles frequently end up as an encouragingly short-lived problem.

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