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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Humanitarian Concerns

Another brilliant chapter in the war against extremism has been gloriously inscribed by Her Majesty's Government's favourite moderates. Albion's perennial candidates for Most Tolerable Mahometans, the head-chopping House of Saud, executed thirty-seven people, mostly from the kingdom's Shia minority, by chopping their heads off; and then had two of the corpses displayed on a pole as a warning to any others who might be thinking of doing something barbaric. As one would expect from a group of coloureds receiving favourable treatment from Whitehall, the head-chopping House of Saud is among the world's most enthusiastic practitioners of terminal assertiveness in matters of law and order, and has shown a certain buccaneering entrepreneurial verve in defying the global trend towards a decrease in executions. Doubtless Her Majesty's Government will be making the usual enlightened representations; after all, as long as the head-chopping House of Saud is benefiting from British hardware and British training in its crusade against the Yemeni threat, it hardly seems humane that its post-torture decapitations are apparently being performed without recourse to British cutlery.

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