Gove Digs Kids

Mere months into the Conservative Party's leadership campaign, the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove has found a sphincter in his tight schedule through which to perform his children's party piece. Since the insects are dying out and the Ross ice shelf is melting at ten times the rate previously imagined, the jabbering homunculus had a bit of a burble about trees and things while posturing as someone vaguely interested in the environment. He has decided not to stand in the way of peatlands being restored and technology being utilised, provided there are no deadlines and provided that none of it gets in the way of shale frackers, short-sellers, slum landlords or Saudi Arabia. Also, the economy will have to change as it is bad for young people, but regrettably there seems little chance of any improvement as long as Michael Gove and his grand visions remain hamstrung by the humility of Michael Gove's present position. Surely a former signatory to the Bible deserves better; and as soon as fairness has been restored to the all-important sector of the socio-economic continuum which constitutes Michael Gove, lots of other little fairnesses will doubtless follow as a matter of course.