Britons Never, Never, Never Shall Free Slaves

British decency towards slavery and trafficking victims has been suspended by an enemy of the people. Provided they are not bogus, those whom the Ministry for Wog Control condescends to help are entitled to safe housing, counselling and financial support for forty-five days, after which they are free to resume their position in the gig economy and continue their free-market labour transactions with buccaneering entrepreneurs. Victims are permitted to apply for extensions, almost all of which the Ministry grants because, conveniently enough, almost ninety per cent of those facing the deadline have not been told they can appeal. A mere high court judge has ruled the policy illegal, although whether this will in any way hinder the compliant Sajid Javid's yap about his heroic escape from a life beyond the law remains as yet unclear.