Defending Democracy

How awful! What horrid events!
How lacking in all fiscal sense!
What's Britain become
When any old bum
Can cause an MP such offence?

How dreadful! Such lack of all tact!
All morals and manners, in fact!
Just lying around
On real people's ground,
In spite of the Vagrancy Act!

Inspector! Those creatures need nicking!
Bring truncheons and dogs and get siccing!
Come clear out these rogues!
I'd dirty my brogues
If I had to do my own kicking!

Heidi Crocweep MP