They Still Don't Know Their Place

Yet further indications have emerged that the British Empire's only serious dereliction from the humanitarian point of view lay in listening to the trendy lefties, capitulating to the terrorists and failing to outstay its welcome by another few decades. In a typical display of ingratitude for Albion's civilising influence, the Jamaican high commissioner has been conspiring with recent deportees to make the Ministry for Wog Control appear callous and inefficient. The commissioner even made an unscrupulous attempt to muscle in on the Conservative Party's family-values monopoly, by claiming to be concerned about the separation of parents from young children; and his example is clearly instrumental in spreading the deadly cancer of native uppityness. Recent deportees, whom the Minister for Self-Promotional Posturing described as rapists and murderers because half of them had served sentences for drug offences, have complained of being punished twice for the same crime, even though the deportations are clearly not related to their statutory criminal records but only to their melanin-related offences against the morals of Her Majesty's Government.