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Friday, February 08, 2019

Honourable Member Ejaculates in Chamber

One of our Mother of Parliaments' more illustrious man-babies has raspberried out another rah-rah for democracy by objecting to an amendment of the law against female genital mutilation. Sir Christopher Chope, whose previous labours on behalf of a beleaguered minority your correspondent has noted elsewhere, was inflated to Knight Bachelor in the 2018 New Year's Ruritanian costume jewellery jumble sale, and has graciously repaid the favour by helping to sink a bill which, despite having been co-drafted by the ridiculous racist Zac Goldsmith, does not have Government support. As a prominent Europhobe, Sir Christopher naturally claims that the only one being victimised in all this is Sir Christopher Robert Chope OBE MP, and that his little pranks are motivated purely by patriotic concern over the parliamentary procedure of passing legislation without debate at second reading. Doubtless this explains why Sir Christopher raised no objections to a couple of bills proposed by his equally appealing chum, the osteocephalous filiblusterer Peter Bone.

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