Natural Enemies

Among the more outrageous charges laid against the Trumpster administration is lack of concern for protecting wildlife. Since the Trumpster administration is largely run by the hydrophobic tangerine tribble perched on the man-baby's upper gluteus, one would have thought that even the most dogmatic pusher of anti-American facts would scruple to repeat such scurrilities. However, so great is the malignity of the Trumpster's persecutors that a federal judge has felt the need to intervene. Despite the political risk associated with appearing to favour a régime of communistic regulation, the judge found four female activists guilty of non-profitable interference with the integrity of a wildlife reserve. Rather than taking something away from the refuge, or even developing it into oblivion as necessitated by the American way and the law of God, the conspirators left things behind, with the confessed intention of aiding migrant swarms to undermine the Christian state of Arizona. Understandably enough in the face of such unnatural proclivities, the nature of their punishment is yet to be determined.