His Crude Legacy
Here lie the bones of George Aitch-Dubya Bush,
Who served a single term, then got the push.
Patrician in his manner and his whine,
He worked to keep the little guys in line.
He led the great crusade to liberate
A plucky, democratic emirate:
Proclaiming that whatever We say goes,
He timed the slaughter for the TV shows.
He conquered only once, but conquered fast
To prove he was an oil-man first and last;
And is assured his place in history
As Forty-one, who spawned the chimpanzee.
Wyner Shrubley III
Who served a single term, then got the push.
Patrician in his manner and his whine,
He worked to keep the little guys in line.
He led the great crusade to liberate
A plucky, democratic emirate:
Proclaiming that whatever We say goes,
He timed the slaughter for the TV shows.
He conquered only once, but conquered fast
To prove he was an oil-man first and last;
And is assured his place in history
As Forty-one, who spawned the chimpanzee.
Wyner Shrubley III
2 Comments:
At 4:44 pm , Brian M said...
This brings a tear, a tear I say, to my eyes. :)
At 6:03 pm , Philip said...
I'm glad its technical deficiencies are sufficiently compensated for by its intensity and sincerity of feeling.
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