Decline and Fall

"This queue-jumping chaff," said Ms May,
"Cannot be permitted to stay.
Just winnow it down
And weed out the brown,
And make sure the others can pay."

But many a well-filled grey suit
Stood up for its lucre and loot,
Demanding, "Where then
Will come the cheap men
To clean out our drains and pick fruit?"

With the empire grown ever more nude,
Its ministers sag, flop and feud:
Churchill's heirs cannot see
Any way to agree
On how many wogs to exclude.

Rev. Hubert Cherwell