Economical Recompense

One of the more consistent charms of our precious united kingdom is, of course, the fun-loving culture at the Ministry for Wog Control; and it is reassuring to find that, even in these unstable times, the compliant régime of Uncle Tom Javid has done nothing to undermine that cheery tradition. Doubtless because of the pressing need for some high-level posturing elsewhere, Javid conferred upon his hapless sidekick Caroline Nokes the privilege of revealing that the Ministry has made precisely no effort to inform victims of the Windrush persecutions that a scheme has been established to restore their rights. After all, why should the Ministry for Wog Control concern itself with wogs who live in foreign lands, especially after taking so much trouble to put them there? The information about the WIndrush scheme is available from the Ministry's website, and if people in Nigeria and Ghana lack the initiative to go online and check out the doings of Her Majesty's Government at regular intervals, that is surely what freedom of choice is all about.

Me at Poetry24:
The Empress of Ice Cream