Air of Disunity

Yet another ghastly cabal of wogs has administered yet more Nazi-style punishment to Britain's plucky little rulers, this time over the inalienable democratic right of the Conservative Party to poison the plebs. The Johnson Doctrine, so successfully practised by the London Haystack of that name, has resulted in the culling of up to fifty thousand expendables, and continues to play a major role in ensuring that the schoolchildren of today will grow up with sufficient cerebral capacity to qualify as the responsible voters of tomorrow. Nevertheless, despite Her Majesty's Government's sniggering pledge to start taking measures in a couple of decades' time, the unelected bureaucrats at the United Nations continue their nit-picking and cavilling about Britain's mere legal obligations, and thereby perversely continue in their determination to be out of step with the mainland.