Not At Home

From the hostile environment to the tens-of-thousands target to the Powellite Pantechnicons to the Windrush persecutions, the crusade against wogs has been one of the few issues on which Tumbledown Tessie has maintained a thoroughly consistent approach. It is hardly surprising, therefore, that she has maintained this courageous stance with regard to former genuine Britons who allowed the ghastly Euro-wog imposition of free movement to tempt them into living abroad. Neither Tumbledown Tessie nor the blathering prima donna David Davis nor his successor, the whining bully Dominic Raab, has condescended to meet with expatriates concerned at the possibility of being treated like migrants. The fiend Barnier and the horrid Verhofstadt, by contrast, have met with the representative group British in Europe several times; which only serves to emphasise the likelihood that some if not all of the ex-Britons have learned foreign languages, eaten strange food, married people below the necessary income bracket to excuse their importation into Global Britain, or otherwise gone native. Hence the necessary caution exercised by Tumbledown Tessie and her cohorts: should one of those infected with foreignness happen to brush against them or breathe air in the same room, there is simply no knowing how many votes might be lost among the genuine citizenry.