The Curmudgeon

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Monday, September 03, 2018

Gove Ploughs On

For the jabbering homunculus that is Michael Gove, life is just one pestiferous blob after another. No sooner have teachers, lawyers and (temporarily) Boris Johnson been dispensed with, than the metropolitan farming élites start making a fuss, apparently because Britain's best advertisement for entomophagy once expressed a vague interest in keeping the country fed. Not only the beastly Euro-wogs, but even the Recrudescent Imperium's crazed Celtic fringes, have implemented measures to help their own farmers through the recent extreme weather; but as Secretary of State for the Environment the jabbering homunculus that is Michael Gove has many more important things to do than worry about the environment. Accordingly, his department extruded a spokesbeing to proclaim that the beastly Euro-wogs are even now being put in their place on the matter and are expected to fall into line by next week; so if Britain's food production should screech to a halt just in time for Britain's food imports to be held up in a lorry-jam the size of Kent, it is to be hoped that the rustic malcontents will know precisely who is to blame.

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