The Curmudgeon

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Friday, August 31, 2018

The Treasonous Majority

Despite the cleansing purge carried out by the Bullingdon Club and their little yellow fags, it seems Whitehall remains riddled with traitors, enemies of the people and citizens of nowhere. No doubt the explanation partly resides in the fact that civil servants belong to a trade union, which has treacherously carried out a ballot and quite deliberately delivered the wrong results. Less than five per cent of mere experts are displaying the proper degree of rah-rah with regard to our approaching independence from the Brusso-Strasbourgian Nazi juggernaut; while almost eighty per cent showed a degree of pessimism and unconstructive criticality which may well be incompatible with patriotism, true Britishness and the Official Secrets Act. The bureaucratic blob's chief pseudopod openly gloried in the disgrace, proclaiming that the members are "measured and moderate, evidence-based people" with, it was implied, an almost total lack of interest in their sacred, supra-political duty of helping to placate the parliamentary expenses-claiming wing of the Farage Falange.

2 Comments:

  • At 4:29 pm , Anonymous Brian M said...

    Philip: I just noticed your profile pic is DAVROS! How awesome!

     
  • At 4:48 pm , Blogger Philip said...

    Yes, I have a soft spot for mad scientists. Also, when I was about eleven a classmate of mine saw a resemblance: not so much the good looks as the dialectical style.

     

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