Targeted Tracking for Sensible Attitudes

However much Britain's ghastly Euro-wog oppressors may try to hide behind their elected junta of proportionally-representing parliamentarians, one of the most important reasons for taking back control of British democracy is, of course, the building of an economy that works for everyone who matters without interference from the great unwashed. It has long been known, for instance, that the plebs have a deplorable lack of perspective when it comes to having their homes undermined and their tap-water spiked with methane; accordingly, the Department of Business, Energy and Decapitated Poultry Impersonation has removed the question of fracking from its public attitudes tracker, because polling began long, long ago when the department had a different name and a remit so ludicrously narrow as to incorporate climate change. Now that the green crap has been thoroughly dumped, and the frackers given the go-ahead despite the pestilential machinations of the Environment Agency, it seems officials are worried that feelings might be hurt if the snowflakes at Cuadrilla should find out what the provincials think of them. Her Majesty's Government has therefore decided that, on the question of shale fracking, the will of the people is something it can manage quite comfortably without, except for a quick annual check-up once the initial impact has been diluted in the perspective-inducing delights of Brexit.