Plucky British Battlers

Now that the Ministry for Wog Disposal is more or less banned from deporting British citizens, it is natural that the Conservative Party's own special, non-racist brand of British fair play should make itself felt on the hides of lesser breeds. Hence the case of a Nigerian woman with chronic kidney disease and dangerously high blood pressure, who applied for leave to remain in the country and continue paying taxes on her £38,000 earnings, only for the Home Office to invoke anti-terrorism law in an undignified scramble to kick her out. She was uppity enough to contest the ruling, despite the usual incentivisation of being denied the chance to work; and naturally the party of Twizzler Lansley and Jeremy Hunt did everything it could to protect the NHS from her depredations. Nevertheless, some enemies of the people have ordered that she be given access to essential services and permitted to sully the job market with her migratory presence, and have ruled that the Ministry for Wog Disposal has, for once in its life, acted incorrectly. Given their underdog status in the face of such brutal treachery, it seems there is now some question as to how much longer Britain's heroes at the Ministry can hold out.