More Wind, Less Rush

Since the stated aim of the Ministry for Wog Control is to resolve the cases of its victims in the Windrush persecutions within two weeks, it will come as no surprise that many are still waiting after a period of months. Nor will the Ministry's clever little plots to impose gagging orders and cap compensation payments be remotely shocking to anyone familiar with the Whitehall style of penitent contrition. What is remarkable is that the Ministry is, after at least eight years of highly purposeful race-baiting and migrant-bashing, still being subjected to accusations of unfitness for purpose. The victims of the Windrush persecutions arrived in the UK between the late forties and the early seventies, which means that they are no longer young; obviously the Ministry has determined that the most economically efficient way to resolve the matter is simply to keep on blustering until a merciful Nature can remove the sources of the problem to the great detention centre in the sky.