Heads Up

Even as Tin-Pot Tessie's favourite Muslim-basher and his hydrophobic head-tribble are undergoing their little local difficulties, Her Majesty's Government's favourite Islamic terrorists continue to embody British values at their most uncompromising. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for five human rights activists, including a Shia couple whose exposure as tools of the mad mullahs of Iran can only be a matter of time. Their crimes include protesting, chanting, attempting to inflame public opinion, filming protests and publishing on social media: all heinous activities for which the likes of Tin-Pot Tessie would undoubtedly rejoice to see the decapitation strategy deployed here on the mainland. Having already made it clear that Britain has no objection to judicial termination as practised in the Christian Caliphate of Trumpsterstan, Her Majesty's Government has apparently seen no need to comment on what may be the head-chopping House of Saud's first execution of a woman for political activism. Like our own beloved régime, the head-chopping House of Saud has a long and courageous record of annoying such meddlesome bureaucrats as Human Rights Watch, Amnesty International and the United Nations; so perhaps a brief diplomatic note of approval can be slipped into the next consignment of school bus rearrangement exports.