Gove Gums It Up

Will they never learn? Mere legal experts are once more presuming to question the judgements of the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove, this time over the dentition-deficient environmental watchdog which will replace the pitifully inadequate yet dictatorially dastardly régime of the ghastly Euro-wogs. The Bar Council has pointed out that the Recrudescent Imperium's new monitoring body, gloriously independent and wholly British as it might be, will have no powers to take the Government to court, as is subversively permitted under the Brusso-Strasbourgian axis of punishment beatings. Of course, Brexit is about nothing if not the avoidance of petty legalistic inconveniences like being sued over a few tens of thousands of excess deaths among the plebs; but the Bar Council mentality does not extend to such subtleties, and this despite ministers' pledges that new and British legislation will offer protection equivalent to EU law the moment independence is accomplished and the traitors are silenced once and for all.