Glorious Gove

Assuming one is genuinely serious about protecting the environment, of course, mere Euro-wog jiggery-pokery with solar panels and other green crap will hardly suffice. As is well known, because the wealth creators have said so, nothing protects the environment so effectively as starting the occasional fire on a peat-bog and fattening up grouse so they can fly slowly enough for the marksmanship of the inbred chinless and the aspiring tasteless. Such measures help immeasurably in preventing the landscape becoming lost (sic) to the pollutive filth of windfarms or, worse yet, trees. Accordingly, the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove has very courageously and forthrightly suggested that the mighty hunters might care to sign up to some voluntary commitments, if it wouldn't inconvenience them too much. Present at the audience was the Duke of Northumberland, whose donation of £11,100 to the Conservative Party doubtless incentivised the jabbering homunculus to ensure that all due rigour was imposed.