The Curmudgeon

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Saturday, June 30, 2018

United Against the Common Peril

If there is to be co-operation between the Recrudescent Imperium and its former oppressors in the Brusso-Strasbourgian axis, the basis of such co-operation is likelier than ever to lie in the warm and welcoming regions of cockroach control. As leaders in F├╝hrerreich and Ducetalia seek to bring the Continent into step with British values, the EU has approved and strengthened the let-'em-drown policy in the Mediterranean, and decreed that the surviving swarms be delivered to the mercies of the Libyan coastguard. Despite some humanitarian wog-bombing a few years ago by the forces of Anglo-American decency, Libya has somehow got itself embroiled in a civil war, which makes for some small doubt about the coastguards' moral compass and whether they can be relied on to constitute a sufficient deterrent. Fortunately, there is much ambitious talk of building a network of wog warehousing centres to revitalise the North African economy, and perhaps even a few in Europe; although it remains as yet unclear in whose back-yard such camps would be concentrated.

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