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With typical lack of consideration, born no doubt from pathological Gallic envy at the diplomatic skills of Boris Johnson and Liam Fox, the leader of the perfidious French has called upon the leaders of the world's most virtuous economies to stand up to the Trumpster, just at the point when the Recrudescent Imperium is minded to grovel in upright abjection and proudly urinate all over itself before the might of the hydrophobic head-tribble. As a disgraced former minister of Werritty and wog-bombing, the vole-brained Secretary for International Trade is in an excellent position to realise how much less fun a trade war is than a real one; nevertheless, the leader of the perfidious French had the pathological gall to invoke our shared values and common heritage of peace-keeping in the Middle East, which must have brought forth a few sniggers from the Imperial Haystack and every other British patriot who has stormed the D-Day beaches with his mouth. It remains to be seen whether the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble will realise in time where their true interests lie; possibly they may take the hint as the Recrudescent Imperium continues to model itself as a less self-respecting version of the Trumpster's troublesome new chums in North Korea.